Guy City Guidebook

Here is the Guy City Guidebook! Transcripted by M.Z.

Guy City Guidebook
Hello, traveler! Welcome to the wonderful city where the poor get poorer and the rich get richer! In this lustrous city you will find many things that you may not understand. Let this guide help you on your journey through The Great City of Guy!

1. Why a Wall?
Well, it's obviously built to keep the poor slobs away from the rich snobs! The poor part of Guy City is filled to the brim with the most wretched scum on the planet! For example, multiple murders happen every day, thieves roam the streets, and allegedly, it's haunted by ghosts and plagued by demons! Believe it or not, many strange occurrences have been happening over the past several years! If that's not enough of a reason for you to stay out, I don't know what is!

2. More About Guy City
Poor Guy City used to be the original Guy City back in Minnesota’s establishment in 1858 until the Roaring Twenties came along. When 1922 hit, skyscrapers were built and multiple small towns around the county became a part of Guy City. Everything was going fine until the Great Depression. Some of the newly established buildings were closing down and Poor Guy City became the largest shanty town in America. When FDR entered presidency, he helped the country get back on its feet. Doing this brought Guy City back to life. Business began booming once again in the 1940’s. By 1956, Guy City was filled with some of the most successful businesses in America. It truly was a remarkable recovery! That is until 1967. Segregation of the races was abolished and Guy City was doing well. Then on March 22, 1967, a huge group of lower classmen decided to march and have a rally around the skyscrapers demanding that they needed higher pays and better homes. This set off the rich upperclassmen. How dare those lower than them demand such preposterous things! And so, a bill was sent to Congress and a wall was built. It stands approx. 260 ft high and spans around the entire rich area of Guy City.

3. 3. Rich Guy City - What You Need to Know
Rich Guy City is home to the largest businesses in the world. Taxidermy Express, which is the largest corporation for stuffing animals. Another famous company is The Interlace Market, which focuses on designer clothes. You can purchase these clothes at their many stores in Guy City. There are many fancy restaurants to dine at as well. Top notch hotels are around every corner here! Come stay with us forever and ever and ever!